Let’s just blow the dust of this…
(poof…cough, cough)
Been over a month. Some postings coming soon…
I promise.
Badge of Honor
It’s been a little over a month since the election, and all the yard signs are gone. I think it’s a law. Vote, get your sticker, and throw both it and your yard sign away on Wednesday morning. Unless you leave the sticker on the front of your Bruce Springsteen t-shirt; then you peel it off the dryer wall on laundry day.
You still see bumper stickers though. Obama08. McCain/Palin. Maybe a Ron Paul. People don’t remove stickers from their cars, I’ve noticed. It’s pretty obvious why campaign supporters keep the stickers on their cars. They’d probably keep the yard signs, too, if the boys downtown would let them. One side is proclaiming that they voted for the victor, and the others are praying that things go to pot so they can say “I told you so” without actually saying “I told you so”.
These signs and stickers are a little like tattoos. People get so hepped up on a candidate that they want to hang it out there for all to see, just like the biker who professes that Mama didn’t love him. In a strange melding of worlds, a couple people got Obama tattoos, giving up epidermal real estate for ink they could believe in.
I never got into either the bumper sticker or the yard sign thing. Some might say it’s due to my lack of commitment, and perhaps they’re right. I don’t have a tattoo because an artist in Wisconsin refused to lay needle to my skin because I couldn’t give him a really good reason for why I wanted a particular design. I guess “’cause it’s kick ass” didn’t quite cut it. Anyway, he tied spirituality to every one of his tattoos; every drop of ink meant something to him. His words took hold, and to this day, I’ve never set foot in a tattoo parlor. I’m not saying I’ll never get one. Rather, I’ve never been able to find anything that defines me within enough to put markings without.
The same goes for political festoonery. I just can’t get behind a political party enough to make any kind of public commitment. Sure, I’ll vote one way or the other on Super Tuesday (and even the not-so-super ones), but so far, I have found no candidate to be “kick ass” enough to warrant a tattoo on my lawn and/or car (although the pre-freakout Ross Perot had potential; I kinda liked the little guy).
As it turns out, lack of commitment has its upside: Zero to little embarrassment when your candidate either loses the race or mucks up after winning. It’s also handy when tattoos of Chinese symbols go out of fashion. No ink means not having to make up some lame story about how drunk you were that time you got a tattoo.
Makes me wonder: are people with McCain/Palin stickers on their Expeditions now standing around the water cooler, spinning their yarns? “Dude, we were so wasted. OK, check it: Spring break, Ft. Lauderdale, and this hot chick from Alaska was handing out bumper stickers…”
–Ant.
Kurt Cobainia…
I see Kurt Cobain’s name pop up a lot. He’s named as anything from one of the top 10 most influential artists to the Second Coming of Christ and everything beneath, between, and behind. I always wondered why. Aside from speaking to a generation of “those crazy kids”, what specifically about his style made him so damned Messianic? I mean, I liked Nirvana enough, good band, catchy tunes, etc…but joining the ranks of Elvis, Hendrix, Eddie Van Halen and the Eddie Van Halen Band, Zeppellin, or the Beatles? No sir, I just don’t get it.
Then I ran across this from a CNN article:
Time magazine chimed in and praised [Smells Like Teen Spirit's] “four-chord power sequence that never, ever changes” which, although unique, mixes the rhythm from Boston’s “More Than a Feeling.”
“If you’d asked one hundred Sex Pistols/Ramones wannabes how F-B-flat-A-flat resolves, one hundred of them would’ve told you it goes to C, duh. Kurt [Cobain] knocked the world on its ass by choosing D-flat instead,” wrote Time’s Claire Suddath.
So the answer, my friends, is not blowing in the wind. It’s D-flat al a Tom Scholz. Ebay prices for chord charts and Rockmans should skyrocket with the release of this article.
–Ant.
Ammendment: A friend of mine quickly pointed out that Ms. Suddath was wrong about how a punk-rocker would answer her theoretical question of the musical variety.
Says he, “If you’d asked one hundred Sex Pistols/Ramones wannabes how F-B-flat-A-flat resolves, one hundred of them would’ve told you ‘If you are not going to blow me, shut your c@#t mouth you fucking cow’…..”
Indeed.
No requiem…yet.
Outside the grand ballroom at the newish Westin in Charlotte. How weird is this picture? Thought these critters were all but extinct, but here’s a whole herd, milling about.
Of course, they need human contact to survive, and these are quite lonely.
Perhaps death awaits. Who will place coins on THEIR eyes?
Cautiously Optimistic
Well, I voted for him, and he’s won the race. My tiny voice – one of millions – helped propel Barack Obama to the 44th Presidency. Obama has run a campaign of hope. To that end, I hope that he will deliver on his promises. I hope his economic, health, and foreign policy plans have teeth. I hope that we have made the right choice. Hope is all we have, at this point. Hope, faith, trust. But let’s face it, Obama’s a professional politician, and that comes with its own set of caveats. But maybe he’s different. Maybe, just maybe, he’s different.
It looks like the senate will have 56 seats controlled by the Democrats (as of the writing of this; it could be more), and James Carville said something earlier about them picking up 24 or 25 House seats. It sounds like O will have little if any Congressional opposition in bringing his policies to fruition. The idea that we’ll be under such a left-leaning government frightens and angers some, and comforts and encourages others. I’m not sure whether I fear, loathe, or love the idea, but I do know that it will take us down a new path.
I am a centrist; both the far left and far right scare the hell out of me. Bush managed to whip up some kind of weird, fiscally irresponsible, fourth amendment-bashing Left-Right Hybrid. We’ve now elected a seemingly liberal president that might be too left-wing to gently bring us back to center from the last eight years.
That said, the center is where we need to be. My biggest concern during all this was the knowledge of our pressing need for a change of direction to get us there. The Bush agenda clearly wasn’t working for us, and at the end of the day, McCain didn’t offer anything different. For good or ill, I’m fairly certain that Obama will bring us some kind of change.
I’m cautiously optimistic that it will be the change we need, and I hope that he will pull us together much like Kennedy did. I hope he will bring us back to center, to a non-partisan, all-for-one way of life. Now more than ever, we need to live up to our name, the United States of America. Obama may be the one to help us do it.
–Ant.
P.S. As a kind of exciting side note, I was watching the returns for North Carolina as I was typing this. At one point it was 50/50, a mere 600-some-odd votes separating the two. Right now Obama’s up by 29,000 or so with 95% of the precincts reporting. This state hasn’t been Blue since I was 7, so this’ll be a little weird if Obama pulls it off.
I Voted! Or did I?
Yes, I did vote early, but only because I got there before someone else did. Let me explain:
We have early voting here, so the wife and I headed down to the polls on Saturday morning. It didn’t take too long; we got there about 8:45, the polls opened at 9:00, and we were out by 9:30 or so.
As we were waiting in line, a woman came by announcing that this was the last opportunity to register before voting. My initial reaction was positive; it’s pretty cool that people can come out, register, and vote all in one shot. It seems that it provides good incentive for those who are not registered to actually get out and vote. The guy in front of us, however, felt otherwise. He began talking about how it makes voter fraud that much easier, citing ACORN and a wild hypothetical situation involving his mother-in-law voting in three states.
He has a point, to a point. While voter fraud may be a bit easier with early voting and on-site registration, as long as they have an ironclad system in place, we should be able to quell those kind of shenanigans, right?
Well, I think the kind registration lady should be my ACORN-hating line-buddy’s least worry.
After patiently waiting in line, I walked in to the polling room and up to the check-in desk, drivers license and voter registration card in hand. There was a sign taped to the front of the desk that said, “Please have your name, address, and political affiliation ready”.
A kind man looked up at me from his laptop, then down to my credentials, and said, “We don’t need any of that. What’s your name?”
Confused, I mumbled something that ended in my name.
“Address?”, he followed up.
I answered his question. His printer whirred and produced a single sheet of paper with my name, address, a barcode, and some other information on it. He instructed me to get in line “over there” and wait for the next available polling machine. He smiled and thanked me for coming out to vote.
There was a long line behind me, and I thought that stopping to ask a lot of seemingly combative questions might not be prudent. Stunned, I walked to and waited in the line, voted, collected the wife when she was done, got in my car, and went home.
I’m still shocked that I didn’t have to prove my identity. Hypothetically speaking, if I knew my neighbor was registered to vote and excited about “going out to the polls on Tuesday”, what would stop me from getting back in line and giving his name and address and voting again?
Can you imagine if you showed up to vote and they told you that you had already voted?
Honestly, if we’re letting people vote without proving their identity, then maybe voter fraud is something we do need to worry about.
–Ant.
Politics are fun!
Got this in an email recently. Pretty funny. Feel free to add to the list in the comments (this is a pro-Obama list, obviously, but comments for either side are OK).
What if things were switched around? Think about it….
- What if the Obamas had paraded five children across the stage, including a three month old infant and an unwed, pregnant teenage daughter?
- What if John McCain was a former president of the Harvard Law Review and graduated in top 5 in the class?
- What if Barack Obama finished fifth from the bottom of his graduating class?
- What if McCain had only married once and Obama was a divorcee?
- What if Obama was the candidate who left his first wife after a severe disfiguring car accident, when she no longer measured up to his standards?
- What if Obama had met his second wife (beauty queen and beer distribution heiress) in a bar and had a long affair while he was still married?
- What if Michelle Obama was the wife who not only became addicted to pain killers but also acquired them illegally through her charitable organization?
- What if Cindy McCain graduated from Harvard?
- What if Palin’s husband has a PhD in child education?
- What if Biden’s wife has a drinking problem?
- What if Obama had been a member of the Keating Five? (The Keating Five were five United States Senators accused of corruption in 1989, igniting a major political scandal as part of the larger Savings and Loan crisis of the late 1980s and early 1990s.)
- What if McCain was the charismatic, eloquent speaker?
- What if Obama was the one who had military experience that included discipline problems and a record of crashing seven planes?
- What if Obama was the one who was known to display publicly, on many occasions, a serious anger management problem?
Finally:
Barack Obama:
- Columbia University – B.A. Political Science/International Relations.
- Harvard – Juris Doctor (J.D.) Magna Cum Laude
Joseph Biden:
- University of Delaware – B.A. in History and B.A. in Political Science.
- Syracuse University College of Law – Juris Doctor (J.D.)
vs.
John McCain:
- United States Naval Academy – Class rank: 894 of 899
Sarah Palin:
- Hawaii Pacific University – 1 semester
- North Idaho College – 2 semesters – general study
- University of Idaho – 2 semesters – journalism
- Matanuska-Susitna College – 1 semester
- University of Idaho – 3 semesters – B.A. in Journalism
Party Values Flip-flop? You betcha!
McCain proposed a $300 million buyout of bad mortgages in last night’s debate. That’s right, the Federal Government will be in the business of home loans. The government runs on taxpayer dollars, which means you and I will be holding the note on thousands of bad mortgages (in addition to the $700 billion we already paid for Wall Street). If that sounds like a first step towards socialism, yer darned right. The GOP is scared to death of socialized health care, and many right-wingers have made fun of Margaret Waters’ socialized oil gaffe, but now their lead guy is proposing nothing short of socialized mortgages. Marx would’ve been proud.
On the other side of the aisle, Obama proposes that the power to adjust mortgage rates should be given bankruptcy judges, which puts things on a state level. Sounds like a clear-cut case of states’ rights, which flies in the face of the typical Democratic Big Gub’mint mindset. Let’s see…where did lack of federal regulation over Big Banks get us in the past? Anyone? Anyone? Right. Square in the bottom of a $700 billion toilet.
I don’t know what the answer to the mortgage mess is, but I do know that I need the politicians to toe the party line right now. Anything short of that confuses and frightens me.
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